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[freneticism]

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[freneticism]

[ he's just. so delighted. ]

1) because thrift stores
2) i think i would remember having a puppy, even in a past life, so no, probably not
3) you should know the answer to this

but because i like to say it
i love you very much.

1/3

[polemic]

[ because he's some kind of evil joy fairy, is why. ]

So we're going to look approachable and like we belong in a home. Wonderful.

2/3

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Didn't they have any hideous, virulent strains of argyle?

doooone also LOOK AT THIS SOFT ICON

[polemic]

[ god damn it x_x ]

I guess the feeling must be mutual, if I love you enough to wear fucking pineapple seafoam.

1/2 THE SOFTEST

[freneticism]

argyle has its moments but pineapples are going to win out every time.
you should know this.

[freneticism]

you should also know that i have every confidence you'll look very handsome and it'll be great and no one will care if we belong in a home or not!!!

[polemic]

It's your job to do the talking. The looking like we belong in a home talking.

[ as if it isn't always zetes' job to do the talking. unless they're talking to someone who needs to be intimidated by a glowering giant. ]

Especially since I think we both know which of us is going to look handsome in sea foam, and it's not me.

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seafoam is my color.
well, one of my colors.
everyone wants to talk to me when i'm in seafoam.

[polemic]

Everyone wants to talk to you because you radiate affability and friendliness and a bunch of other unspeakable things.

[freneticism]

it's a good thing this is a text conversation, then.
i wouldn't want you to have to wash your mouth out with soap.

[polemic]

It's too late.
I'm already gargling with Irish Spring as a precaution.

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i don't wanna kiss that mouth.

[polemic]

Be less friendly and affable then.

[ this argument is fooproof!! obviously. ]

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that's like telling a fish to be less cold-blooded.

[ he doesn't like this argument!!! ]

[polemic]

You know having sad glisteny eyes from three blocks over is cheating, right?

[ he can hear the sadness!!! and the glistening!!!!! ]

[freneticism]

whaaaaaaat

[ he totally didn't know that. ]

i like to call it strategy.

[polemic]

That's ...you know, that's actually pretty hard to argue with.

[freneticism]

wow.
sebastian tantalo doesn't know how to argue something.
i feel like i've won. just at life??

[ he loves you so much. ]

[polemic]

[ yes, sebastian has learned the Love is why zetes spends 28 hours a day thinking of ways to troll him. x_x ]

Don't get used to it, bucko.

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[ but of course!!! ]

bucko.
i like that.
makes me feel like a cowboy.

[polemic]

Cute. I think you could rock the Brokeback Mountain look if you tried.

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i could, couldn't i!!!
just need a hat.

[ he's totally got a jacket that would work! ]

[polemic]

And some rope.

[ innocent whistling ]

[freneticism]

i could get rope.

[ more innocent whistling ]

[polemic]

[ this is extra ridiculous because there is no way they don't own several pairs of functional, non-sexy handcuffs between them???? but frankly they are exceptionally awesome at ridiculous, so there. ]

Oh really.

[ ... also maybe he wasn't a hundred percent expecting like, agreement. ]