[ this is extra ridiculous because there is no way they don't own several pairs of functional, non-sexy handcuffs between them???? but frankly they are exceptionally awesome at ridiculous, so there. ]
Oh really.
[ ... also maybe he wasn't a hundred percent expecting like, agreement. ]
[ but okay MORE SERIOUSLY. as before mentioned, zetes is a chill cucumber and is not gonna let particular fantasies disappear into the ether if there truly is interest. he wouldn't leave you hanging, seb. isn't he the best? ]
or did you happen to have something else in mind?
[ okay, he's still a troll, but he's also the best. ]
[ this is so deadpan, even in text. possibly because sebastian thinks of his entire life as generally centered around lassoing zetes. from the edges of spike pits and shit. ]
My daydreams don't have embroidered pineapple anything.
It's still your job to track down rope. Otherwise I'm just gonna try to find my handcuffs. Unless that's too much like bringing work into our sex life?
[ OKAY SO at least one of them is no longer making only vague innuendo about restraints. ]
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i wouldn't want you to have to wash your mouth out with soap.
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I'm already gargling with Irish Spring as a precaution.
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[ this argument is fooproof!! obviously. ]
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[ he doesn't like this argument!!! ]
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[ he can hear the sadness!!! and the glistening!!!!! ]
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[ he totally didn't know that. ]
i like to call it strategy.
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sebastian tantalo doesn't know how to argue something.
i feel like i've won. just at life??
[ he loves you so much. ]
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Don't get used to it, bucko.
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bucko.
i like that.
makes me feel like a cowboy.
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just need a hat.
[ he's totally got a jacket that would work! ]
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[ innocent whistling ]
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[ more innocent whistling ]
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Oh really.
[ ... also maybe he wasn't a hundred percent expecting like, agreement. ]
1/2
[ just... wait for it, sebastian. ]
getting cows or sheep to lasso would probably be harder.
but hey, maybe a petting zoo?
[ HE'S KIDDING. SORT OF. ]
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or did you happen to have something else in mind?
[ okay, he's still a troll, but he's also the best. ]
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[ cranky??? or suggestive. is there a difference? is it both? this is sebastian, after all. ]
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[ zetes is gonna go with both. just from experience. ]
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[ this is so deadpan, even in text. possibly because sebastian thinks of his entire life as generally centered around lassoing zetes. from the edges of spike pits and shit. ]
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[ please!!! if spike pits are necessary, then so be it. ]
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Finish picking out sartorial nightmares and get back here, and I'll see what I can do to make you a believer.
[ hngh. ]
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sartorial daydreams seems more accurate.
but ok.
i'm prepared to be amazed.
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It's still your job to track down rope. Otherwise I'm just gonna try to find my handcuffs. Unless that's too much like bringing work into our sex life?
[ OKAY SO at least one of them is no longer making only vague innuendo about restraints. ]
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