My daydreams don't have embroidered pineapple anything.
It's still your job to track down rope. Otherwise I'm just gonna try to find my handcuffs. Unless that's too much like bringing work into our sex life?
[ OKAY SO at least one of them is no longer making only vague innuendo about restraints. ]
[ if sebastian's been daydreaming about zetes for roughly four whole years, there must have been some embroidered pineapples wedged in there somewhere. ]
i don't think so. since we probably wouldn't have a sex life together if not for our work, it feels more charmingly full circle!
Not with other people, trollface. Who would I be talking to about you anyway>?
[ as we know, sebastian exchanges words with other human beings only when he absolutely has to, and thanks to technology that's fewer people every day!
but they have more important matters to discuss. ]
Destiny, huh. Kind of a tall order for one little old pair of handcuffs.
[ sebastian snorts at his phone. as he paws one-handedly through his neatly organized work related things. it's funny that he had to say he was going to look for handcuffs, because of course he knows exactly where they are. ]
Yeah, it was the heart.
[ and not like, them and destiny and the heart. OF COURSE it was destiny, god. ]
Now get back here already, I got plans. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Finish picking out sartorial nightmares and get back here, and I'll see what I can do to make you a believer.
[ hngh. ]
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sartorial daydreams seems more accurate.
but ok.
i'm prepared to be amazed.
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It's still your job to track down rope. Otherwise I'm just gonna try to find my handcuffs. Unless that's too much like bringing work into our sex life?
[ OKAY SO at least one of them is no longer making only vague innuendo about restraints. ]
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[ if sebastian's been daydreaming about zetes for roughly four whole years, there must have been some embroidered pineapples wedged in there somewhere. ]
i don't think so.
since we probably wouldn't have a sex life together if not for our work, it feels more charmingly full circle!
[ he's dead serious. ]
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[ SO THERE. ]
.......well shit, speaking of you naked. Now I have to find them.
[charmingly full circle. sebastian is so enamored. ]
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i salute your bravery, soldier.
[ YOU'RE WEIRD, SEBASTIAN. also cute. BUT WEIRD. ]
yeah, you kind of do. it feels like we have destiny to fulfill now.
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[ as we know, sebastian exchanges words with other human beings only when he absolutely has to, and thanks to technology that's fewer people every day!
but they have more important matters to discuss. ]
Destiny, huh. Kind of a tall order for one little old pair of handcuffs.
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oh, i don't know. we have a lot of clients.
[ he's kidding, of course. if sebastian's talking to clients about zetes it's because he's telling them to talk to zetes and not him. ]
one little old pair of handcuffs and you and me.
i believe in us, to be honest ♥
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Damn, Zetes. That's so romantic I'm almost sorry you wasted it on someone who's already a sure thing anyway.
[ unlike trollface this is a deeply heartfelt compliment, which we know because against all odds sebastian is grossly romantic himself. ]
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it was the heart, right?
i googled and copied and pasted that for you.
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Yeah, it was the heart.
[ and not like, them and destiny and the heart. OF COURSE it was destiny, god. ]
Now get back here already, I got plans.
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